I Seldom End up Where I Wanted to Go
If you’d told me 10 years ago that I would be a novelist, I’d have…
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Why “Fuck the Haters” Is an Overrated Mentality (Or, How to Own Being Weird)
Or, How to Own Being Weird
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Writing Is Like Sex. First You Do It for Love
The first time I had sex, it lasted a whopping four minutes and only cost…
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I’m Not the Main Character in My Novel; It’s Just a Coincidence We’re Both Pretentious Nightmares
Hey lovely, On the 31st of May, I will be making good on my threat…
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What I Learned From My Long Term Booty Call
Lovelies, The most bizarre relationship I’ve had with a man wasn’t even a relationship. We…
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You Are Your Own Secret
Some pearls are never found. They hide under the sand on the ocean floor. No…
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Were We Ever Even Friends to Begin With?
A few months ago, I fell out with a friend I grew close to in the…
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Day One
My best friend frequently finds excuses to come to my house when she suspects I…
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21 Minor, Major Things
1. I go to my living room and act out scenes from my head that…
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Think of Yourself Then, Thinking of Yourself Now
These photographs were taken on Sunday, 19th August 2018. It was my birthday and I…
